90% of you guys make me feel so old ._.

I swear my friend is retarded. Last year, she asked me if I was driving from Japan to Thailand. She also asked me if it hurt to pee with a tampon in because she thought you pee out of your vagina. Today, she’s trying to convince me that “down under” refers to vaginas. What. The. Fuck. 

As I’m cleaning out my closet, I’m realizing just how badly I need to go shopping…

My thunder thighs are getting out of control.

I just want a guy friend who will come over and play xbox and watch the NBA playoffs  with me and not want to fool around. Is that so much to ask for?

To be honest, Mother’s Day kind of pisses me off because my mom gets all the attention everyday. She doesn’t need a special day to be even bitchier. 

It really bothers me when people are all talk and no action.

The Avengers was definitely one of the best movies I’ve seen in a while.